Kick The NCERT Text Books!!!: 2012

Saturday, December 15, 2012

There are so many useful links are given in our PHYSICS NCERT text book...
I Went It To One Of The Website!
It was so interesting!(JUST LIKE OUR NCERT TEXT!)
Try!
u Can Also!

Friday, August 3, 2012

Read This Funny Page Of Our NCERT +2 Text Carefully!!!
Its In The Chapter Determinants!!!

"The System Have Either Infinitely Many Solutions Or No Solutions"

The Head Department Members May Be Drinking BEER When They Wrote tHIS!
fUNNY!

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Class Room Jokes Again!!!

It was a chemistry class just after the Zoology Class of The 3rd chapter "HUMAN REPRODUCTION"...
Chemistry Teacher started with the SURFACE CHEMISTRY!
After discussing and explaining about ABSORPTION & ADSORPTION,
Teacher Asked
"What Do We Call If There Is Both Absorption And Adsorption Is Happening In A Process"

Some Replied.
"ADABSORPTION"
No...
Some Said..
"May Be ABADSORPTION"
No....
Again
"ADSOABSORPTION"
No....

After Some Times Some Back Benchers Yelled.....

"Its Nothing But

"""ABORTION""""
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check These!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absorption_(chemistry)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adsorption

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorption

Sunday, July 1, 2012

What We Get When We Divide 0 By 0???
0/0=????
Some Of The Exercises In The NCERT Chapter Continuity And Differentiability Ends With 0/0!!!
Its Exercise 5.1....
Whatever The Discussion Become Hot In Classroom!!
"Its infinity" someone said....
"no its not, think.... Suppose you have 0 toffees and you have to share it with 0 people... what would you do?? is it infinity??? Think"
His Argument Made Him Silent...
"you see if we divide any number with the same number may be its one ..."
"yeah 0/0 is One!!"
"No I'm Sure Its infinity" Some of the students who were standing back came to front by saying this...
At Last Teacher Came!
Someone On The First Bench Asked Him The Question!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
"Are You Studying In +2???" Teacher Asked!
He Went Out After Saying This!
What Happend?
Really What Is The Answer?
Who Knows?
"Check It In The Calculator" Someone Came Up With This Sparking Idea!
We Passed Our Fingers On The Calculated!
Answer Came Up On The Screen!
What May Be On The Screen?
a) 0?
b) 1?
c) Infinty?
d) MATH ERR.!!!!

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/divided-by-zero-by-zero-demotivational-poster-1223133775.jpg

Saturday, June 16, 2012

What Is Unimportant In Our NCERT Chemistry Textbook???
Ask Your Chemistry Teacher!!!

From The Website!!!
MYINDIAPICTURES.COM

1st Kirchoff's Law!
Law Of Junctions!
The Sum Of The Current = Sum Of Currents Leaving The Junction!!

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Exam Hall Joke No.2

:::::::Botony Exam:::::
Question No.5

Who Found Nucleus?????

""Oh My Gosh!!""
"Who The Hell Found It!!"

"Oh! I Dont Get That Hell Name!!!""

Is IT Any ""BROWN???"""
And The "ROBERT"????
Or The "HOOK"????
ROBERT HOOK???
No... No....
Then????

ROBERT BROWN????

HEY....NONONO....
Then....
BROWN????

No............!!!

Yes Its CHRIS!!!!!
YES

"""CHRIS BROWN""

He Wrote In On The Paper!!!

If You Dont Know Who Chris Brown IS Check Here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Brown_(American_entertainer)

If You Wanna No Know Who Found Nucleus Check

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Brown_(botanist)

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_discovered_the_nucleus_in_the_cell

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

HI!! HI!!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

He Looked At The Question Paper::

::In It Written That::

Q2::
Find What Each Letter Represent
And Explain
$E\Psi=\hat H \Psi$

What's This He Thought!!!
"Is It Hydrogen???"
"No Its Not!!"

"Then What??""
(He Thinks,.....
He Remembers That Today Is His Friend's Birthday.
They Had Arranged A Party For Him After Exam)

""Yeah. That's Why H Got A Hat In The Equation"""
""Yes, Its The Birthday Of $\hat{H}$ . And Its Happy Birthday""

(He Wrote It On The Paper And Passed His Eyes 2 Nxt Question)