Sunday, July 1, 2012

What We Get When We Divide 0 By 0???
0/0=????
Some Of The Exercises In The NCERT Chapter Continuity And Differentiability Ends With 0/0!!!
Its Exercise 5.1....
Whatever The Discussion Become Hot In Classroom!!
"Its infinity" someone said....
"no its not, think.... Suppose you have 0 toffees and you have to share it with 0 people... what would you do?? is it infinity??? Think"
His Argument Made Him Silent...
"you see if we divide any number with the same number may be its one ..."
"yeah 0/0 is One!!"
"No I'm Sure Its infinity" Some of the students who were standing back came to front by saying this...
At Last Teacher Came!
Someone On The First Bench Asked Him The Question!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
"Are You Studying In +2???" Teacher Asked!
He Went Out After Saying This!
What Happend?
Really What Is The Answer?
Who Knows?
"Check It In The Calculator" Someone Came Up With This Sparking Idea!
We Passed Our Fingers On The Calculated!
Answer Came Up On The Screen!
What May Be On The Screen?
a) 0?
b) 1?
c) Infinty?
d) MATH ERR.!!!!
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/divided-by-zero-by-zero-demotivational-poster-1223133775.jpg

Saturday, June 16, 2012

What Is Unimportant In Our NCERT Chemistry Textbook???
Ask Your Chemistry Teacher!!!
From The Website!!!
MYINDIAPICTURES.COM

1st Kirchoff's Law!
Law Of Junctions!
The Sum Of The Current = Sum Of Currents Leaving The Junction!!

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Exam Hall Joke No.2

:::::::Botony Exam:::::
Question No.5

Who Found Nucleus?????

""Oh My Gosh!!""
"Who The Hell Found It!!"
"Oh! I Dont Get That Hell Name!!!""

Is IT Any ""BROWN???"""
And The "ROBERT"????
Or The "HOOK"????
ROBERT HOOK???
No... No....
Then????
ROBERT BROWN????
HEY....NONONO....
Then....
BROWN????
No............!!!
Yes Its CHRIS!!!!!
YES

"""CHRIS BROWN""
He Wrote In On The Paper!!!
If You Dont Know Who Chris Brown IS Check Here

If You Wanna No Know Who Found Nucleus Check 

Sunday, February 19, 2012

He Looked At The Question Paper::

::In It Written That::

Q2::
Find What Each Letter Represent
And Explain
E\Psi=\hat H \Psi

What's This He Thought!!!
"Is It Hydrogen???"
"No Its Not!!"

"Then What??""
(He Thinks,.....
He Remembers That Today Is His Friend's Birthday.
They Had Arranged A Party For Him After Exam)

""Yeah. That's Why H Got A Hat In The Equation"""
""Yes, Its The Birthday Of 
 \hat{H} . And Its Happy Birthday""



(He Wrote It On The Paper And Passed His Eyes 2 Nxt Question)
! Day Methyl CH3 Went Out To Play!!!

His Mom Called Him!!

But "DI-METHYL EITHER" Came Back!!!

Why????

Bcoz Mom Called By Saying

CH3-O-CH3!!!